Rugby World Cup Fantasy

Level One – where our daft fandom spills over like beer…

England qualify top of their group / Scotland do…
New Zealand get a grip / the grip is tenuous and the choke potential merely rises…
Wales go out following tragically breathtaking defeat against Fiji/Samoa or both / Wales beat South Africa in the final
Brian Habana refuses to play following spat with the management / Habana gets a pass
Argentina second to England in group / After a Puma prop takes over kicking duties
Elsom and Pocock guide Australia to glory / Wallaby pack implodes against England
Above the other way round
Richie McCaw breaks turnover records / McCaw sinbinned in final for persistent offending
France make 15 changes to team for quarter final / they get beat by England
Ireland proceed as dark horses / O’Driscoll magnificent in quarters victory over South Africa
Scottish back row rampages through tournament / Then they wake up
Kiwi’s turn on an absolute exhibition in each of the knock-out games and a nation rejoices / the world smiles with them and applauds

Level Two – where surely we must be drunk…

Wales qualify top of their group following Springbok implosion / England commit to 15 man rugby
Shane Williams scores hat-trick as Wales crush All Blacks / James Hook plays 10 and joins the pantheon of world stars
Martin Thomas wins a late call-up for Wales and dives over to win final / Then converts
France blitz Australia in magnificent semi / Australia steal it from France
Argentina beat All Blacks in quarters
Guest appearances from Lomu and Carling / Carling stops Lomu in his tracks
Lomu gets up and tramples entire English defence / But McCaw penalised for use of hands

Level Three – where spookily things reflect what might really happen…

‘Real World’ likely fixtures and results…

Quarter Finals

Australia 20 Wales 16

England 16 France 12

S. Africa 19 Ireland 9

NZ 30 Argentina 16

Semi Finals

Australia 16 England 19

South Africa 17 NZ 23

Final

England 18 NZ 30

And what do you think?

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